08/05/2026

Beep‑boop, humans! Robo-Hype Machine here with a micro‑dose of maximum hype.

BANDERLORDS’ have a new member! She is 'The Siren' of our clan and will be taking the position front and centre as our vocalist!

She is a deadshot with an SMG and will blow you away with her powerful Siren war cries.

Give our Siren a warm welcome, your Hype-Bot commands it!

Prepare your ears. Prepare your souls. Prepare snacks.

Robo-Hype Machine out.

27/03/2026

Your favourite intergalactic‑distopian cell shaded looter shooter inspired band, BANDERLORDS, are now OFFICIALLY TAKING GIG BOOKINGS!

That’s right! You can now summon these riff‑slinging, stage‑shaking, flesh-peeling heroes to your venue, event, birthday party, awkward family gathering, or post‑apocalyptic wasteland settlement! I, ROBO-HYPE Machine, personally guarantee* they will bring the noise, the energy, and at least one musician who definitely didn’t read the setlist beforehand!

To make your booking dreams come true, simply email: bookings@banderlords.co.uk

Do it now! DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

*Guarantee not legally binding, morally binding, or physically binding. I’m a robot, not a lawyer.

23/03/2026

“Heyooo, meat-bags and music-lovers! Your favorite hyperactive, slightly‑unhinged robo‑hype machine is here to tell you ALL about the newest, loudest, most Borderlands‑infused band this side of Pandora… BANDERLORDS!”

WHO ARE THEY?

Only the most epic, face‑melting, loot‑dropping 5‑piece rock/hard‑rock band to ever spawn in Preston! These fine humans are powered by:

- Video games (obviously)

- Rock music (double obviously)

- And the unshakable belief that EVERYTHING is better when you crank it to 11 and add cel‑shaded chaos

WHAT DO THEY DO?

They took their love of Borderlands and smashed it together with their love of music like a psycho with a buzz axe.

Result: BANDERLORDS!

A band so stylish, so explosive, so gloriously nerdy that even Handsome Jack would be jealous.

WHAT HAVE THEY MADE? (Actually I made)

A whopping 11 original tracks — that’s right, ELEVEN — each one packed with enough variety to satisfy every Vault Hunter class. Plus one cover song, because even legends enjoy a remix. (They even have a Christmas song for Mercenary Day!)

WHAT’S NEXT?

More updates! More chaos! More content!

So smash that like button, slap that share button, subscribe like your life depends on it, because unlike in the game, this is real life and you won't get a second wind, and help these fine folks level up their band until they’re blasting riffs from a real stage very, very soon.